Kim Kardashian’s Bum

I went to read the paper, to learn of serious things,

Of wars and death and famine, and cocaine trafficking rings,

But of that learnéd content, there was not much, alas,

But there was a two-page feature, on Kim Kardashian’s ass.


So I phoned the busy news desk, said, is all right in the world?

There is no serious content, in your rag, being unfurled,

They said, we’ve got it covered, there’s no need to be glum,

Be assured our top priority is Kim Kardashian’s bum.


But what about the genocides, the pestilence and famine,

The corporate tax evaders, the merc’ry poisoned salmon?

But all I heard was silence, they’d decamped to Pizza Hut,

To plan tomorrow’s leader, on Kim Kardashian’s butt.



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One response to “Kim Kardashian’s Bum

  1. Hi Max,

    My name is David I am fellow creative like yourself, I would to see more of your work. I recently filmed, a known as “Reluctance” by Robert Frost. It’s a bit heavy and I would like to film more comedic stuff, you let us promote your poems, we can promote your blog.

    Let me know if your interested.



    Check out are latest work on YOUTube:

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