Royal Baby Countdown

Bye Baby Bunting, Pippa’s gone a-hunting,
Gone to buy some mayonnaise,
To dress your royal salad days,
And write a book of baby names,
And many other media shames,
We’ll call you Charles Fredrick James,
And leak your pictures, all the sames,
So shake your rattle, shake your bars,
The paps are circling in their cars,
And Hello mag waits in the wings,
To write about your toys and things,
So stay up there and don’t come down,
You’re far too small to bear the crown.

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Filed under black humor, black humour, comic verse, funny poem, humor, humorous verse, humour, Royal Wedding, Royalty, whimsy

One response to “Royal Baby Countdown

  1. Too, too funny. And, sadly, true…

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