Olfactory Hallucinations

If roses smelt like kippers and slippers smelt like jam,
We’d all eat gorgonzola and parsley-flavoured ham,
If chocolate had a roast beef taste and mutton smelt like rice,
Our tables would boast castor oil, although it wasn’t nice!

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