Hooray for Hawkin’s!

Hooray, it’s the Hawkin’s catalogue, that’s Christmas all wrapped up,
A whoopee cushion for Granddad, for Dad a boob-shaped cup,
We’ll get Uncle Fred a science kit and a French maid dress for his wife,
And great Grandmamma will have a rocket, she’ll have the time of her life.
A silent whistle for Bonzo, a book of farts just for fun,
And a bus ticket to the charity shop, to dump all this stuff when we’re done.

PS: If you’ve never received a Hawkin’s catalogue, click here to get the joke!

Amazon USA Kindle USA Amazon UK Kindle UK
Advertisements

Leave a comment

Filed under Christmas Humor, Christmas Humour, comic verse, funny poem, humor, humorous verse, humour, Nonsense verse, whimsy

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s