“Have received a novel in the post where the opening scene is a dinner party where the guests consume human flesh. Not hard to reject.” – Penguin Books Editor on Twitter
I went to have my dinner at my neighbour, Torphin’s, house,
I really loved the entrée, it was his cousin, Louse,
I went again on Thursday, we ate his little brother,
He’s coming to mine on Tuesday, I’m serving up my mother.