Campbell’s Meatballs

“Have received a novel in the post where the opening scene is a dinner party where the guests consume human flesh. Not hard to reject.” – Penguin Books Editor on Twitter

I went to have my dinner at my neighbour, Torphin’s, house,
I really loved the entrée, it was his cousin, Louse,
I went again on Thursday, we ate his little brother,
He’s coming to mine on Tuesday, I’m serving up my mother.


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