The Cecil B DeMille Rap

I’m a mean mother-fucker, I’m a borderline dyspeptic,
I’m the cool puff daddy of the Hollywood Bible epic,
I do close-ups, I do ewe-tupps, I do chariot-racing pile-ups,
Highly static, automatic, cross the desert pure aquatic,
I’m the man who save the Jews,
And who cleans Jack Warner’s shoes,
I give audiences there fill,
I am Cecil B Demille.
Are you ready for your close-up, mother fucker?

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