Fat Gertie’s Revenge

Come on, Gertie, show’s yer knickers,
Like you did at Tarts and Vicars,
Get yer tits out for the lads,
For their bros and for their dads,
Dance upon the table top,
Do some dirty with the mop,
Gertie, Gertie, don’t be shirty,
Get ‘em off now, tubby Gertie.

Men are handsome, girls are pretty,
Not like you, you’re fat and shitty,
Take the pain and take the hits,
Get ‘em off and show’s yer tits,
Gertie, Gertie, show’s yer bum,
What yer doing with that gun?


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