Lesbian Sex on Telly

You’ll notice that it never is two shaven-headed dykes,
But curly-headed school-girl-teens behind the shed of bikes,
No plants or cats nor herbal tea, no bespectacled librarians,
No pale, wan academic types or frisky octogenarians,

Just yards and yards of long blonde hair like ads for slick shampoo,
Blue-eyed babes going through a phase like every girl should do,
Oh let us have the truth at last, please cease to drive us dotty,
And tell the world in letters large, some dykes are fat and spotty.

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