Song of the Porn Girls

A Tongue-Twister

We do sucking, we do fucking, we do S&M and trucking,
We slapstick, do fantastic, we do completely fucking spastic,
We do anal, we do Mabel, we can blow the tower of Babel,
We do pissing, we do kissing, we do anything that’s missing.

We got strap-ons, we got wrap-ons, we got bondage gear and crampons,
We got corsets, gals from Dorset, cum and gism by the fawcet,
Sex with clits and dirty bits, dangling breasts and tiny tits,
We fuck grannies, queens and trannies, up the arse and up their fannies.

Special undies, would-be Bundies, even Guides and Scouts on Sundays,
With vibrators, blue cross-gaiters, hard-hat gays and gladiators,
We love waxing, it’s not taxing, photocopies, snaps and faxing,
We do arses, Feydeau farces, and coach parties from Glen Carses.

Belt or sussie, we’re not fussy, we’ll do clean and we’ll do mussy,
With our bums or with our tums, we’ll do anyone who cums.

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