Genesis 1:13

On the First Day the Lord God made Heaven and Earth and saw that it was good.

On the Second Day Lucifer built a Development and divided the Earth into apartments.

On the Third Day God registered a Protest but was out-voted by the Planning Authority.

On the Fourth Day a consortium of Angels attempted a Management Buy-out but were thwarted by a Demon Mole who gave Satan’s Minions insider information.

On the Fifth Day Eden was reposed by a Court Order and Humanity evicted.

On the Sixth Day Lucifer unveiled his plans for the further development of the Earth into a gated community.

And on the Seventh Day, being Sunday, God took voluntary redundancy and rested on his arse, and said that it was good. Amen.

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