Tam O’ Shanter – The Movie

When chapman billies leave the street,

And farmers grow synthetic wheat,

And Rabbie Burns translates to Swiss,

We know that we must take the piss,

And make a film of girls in slips,

Who won’t get wet or go for dips,

A hero on a horse called Meg,

A certain role for Simon Pegg,

And, oh, such X-certificate fun,

With bouncing boobs shot on the run,

A nudey coven for good measure,

It all will equal movie treasure,

And if they say, it’s just cheap porn,

We’ll say, exactly were you born?

This is a classic poem by Burns,

The dirty macs must wait their turns,

To leer at all our naked witches,

Who’s laughing now, you sons of bitches?


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